Okay, this is completely unrelated to gaming, but a stint of late night heartburn let me to witness a commercial for a new LG dishwasher, which showed a woman fantasizing what she’d do with her old dishwasher. One of those fantasies consisted of her hurling her dishwasher across a field with a trebuchet. A trebuchet! Which, let me say, is awesome. But that’s not where it gets interesting.

What was interesting, is the text at the bottom of the screen. It stated:

DO NOT ATTEMPT.

Do not attempt?! Where is the average person going to get a hold of a medieval siege weapon? And if they do happen to have one, I would think that they have the right to throw pretty much anything they want, right?

Right?